Mother Nature Is a Wicked Old Witch

Photo: Mother Nature Can Be One Wicked Old Witch

I enjoyed my stay as a recluse in a remote Canadian wilderness profusely but anyone who thinks three months in the wild were a romantic dream come true is as detached from reality as those who say that Cambodians are hospitable, Thais smile all the time, Filipino have tasty food and Brazil is not any more dangerous than London or New York. Whatever was the agenda behind all this crap is irrelevant – we live in the 21st century so it’s time we pulled out heads from our behinds and put an end to this fabrication.

Photo: Mother Nature Can Be One Wicked Old Witch
Photo: Mother Nature Can Be One Wicked Old Witch

Mother Nature, albeit beautiful and awe-inspiring is also harsh and unforgiving. We have evolved to romanticise life in the wilderness and perceive it for something it is not. Fiction presented by books and movies portrays wilderness and people who dwell in it as peaceful and merciful but reality is quite a ways different. Real mother nature is a wicked old witch.

If you want to have a warm and cuddly wilderness experience, go to see a movie or risk getting killed. I got to spend a significant amount of time in Mother Nature’s embrace and grew to respect and admire her. It showed me how small and insignificant I am and how she’ll carry on being the same wicked old witch regardless of whether I live through my encounter with her or die.

This important understanding that Mother Nature is a wicked old witch is one of the primary reasons why so many hikers die in the wilderness. Their fear of reality prohibits them from seeing the whole truth. They see beautiful surroundings and mighty elements, but refuse to acknowledge the very thing that makes Mother Nature tick – the inherent cruelty.

I have, since the inception of this blog, offered nothing but whole truth. I don’t have a huge fan club because my reality is not partial and majority of people are not able or willing to accept unskewed facts. And I know most people are not ready to hear that Mother Nature is anything but majestic so I don’t anticipate much positive response here either.

Do not get me wrong, though. I was out there, I speak from experience yet I will be the first to defend Mother Nature’s beauty and show her respect. I love her more than I love people and enjoyed few short months living side by side with her more than years living side by side with people. There are no words to describe how much I love nature and how much she means to me, but that is not an excuse to leave out the part where Mother Nature is a wicked old witch.

While I was in the wilderness, alone and vulnerable, Mother Nature threw some mighty difficult shots at me and when I responded by bouncing back, she threw another one and then another and another. I came to understand that I exist within nature, not the other way around. Mother Nature has long been here before a sequence of events I had no influence over resulted in my creation and will long be after I and all of my achievements perished.

I am naught but a powerless, unworthy drop in the ocean of life and whether I like it or not, I’m finite. All I was given were a few short years of existence yet I was also granted the freedom to roam the nature a free man. Free to think, free to understand, free to make my own judgement. Free to do things no other creature I encountered had the privilege of doing.

It was this ability to think that set me apart from other inhabitants of the wilderness and provided me with a tool that made survival in an environment dominated by cruel Mother Nature easier – imagination. For no matter how harsh the shots that Mother Nature threw at me had been, I was always able to look forward to what my dreamed of future would hold for me. To be comforted by a thought is to gain solace where there is gloom.

Mother nature is cruel, but she’s also fair. She does not seek out her victims. She throws shots completely oblivious to whether they bring you prosperity or suffering. Her actions are unconscious and uncaring and will come down by the same force whether you worship or curse her. I respect Mother Nature’s power and admire her beauty, but I understand she’s as much my best friend as she is my worst enemy.

Let this be the lesson to you. To enter Mother Nature’s realm is to expose oneself to both the good and the bad she has to offer. Be prepared, or perish. There is heavenly beauty to be seen and endless knowledge to be gained out there, but Mother Nature is as much of a wicked old witch as she is a beautiful bride, a shrewd healer, or a guiding spirit. She’s not out to get you – she’s not out to get anyone. She’s just there, following her own course to which we respond. Sooner or later, you will be recycled. Are you prepared?

4 thoughts on “Mother Nature Is a Wicked Old Witch”

  1. Hi Mark! I have been following your blog for about a year. I’m a 30 year old guy from Norway, I have traveled quite extensively myself and even lived in Africa for 2 years. I do agree to most of the stuff you wrote about corporate slavery and the value of time before you set off.
    However, I think you put too much emphasis on criticizing Cambodia although I agree on some of it.
    I have one question for you, what’s your plans now that you have return to Canada? Will you continue traveling or get a normal job again?

  2. Hello Lars,

    Thank you for your comment. You come from an incredibly beautiful country with some of the nicest people on the planet.

    I am presently preparing to withdraw into the remote wilderness and live in complete solitude, like a hermit for at least a year. I definitely want to experience life as a recluse in all four seasons. I did it on a smaller scale before, but this time I want to go all in. It is possible to stock up for 3 months, but not possible for a year.

    Unfortunately, due to 21st century life limitation, withdrawing into the wilderness, regardless of how remote, comes with many roadblocks. I’m still subject to the laws of my country and as such I can’t just live the way hunters/gatherers lived many years ago.

    In order to survive throughout harsh Canadian winter, I’d need to build a log cabin and for that I’d need certain work arounds – I could get into legal troubles if I was caught cutting down trees without permission, for example. Similarly, fishing and trapping is regulated in Canada so one can’t just go into the wilderness and sustain his life engaging in those activities at leisure. Yep, life in a modern society is more complicated than it would have been back then when hunters/gatherers roamed our lands.

    I’m not sure about Norway, but I know Sweden has laws in place which guard this lifestyle of old so people can go into the wilderness and live the original way without issues. It is not like that in Canada. Our government doesn’t even recognize squatting, unlike it is in the UK or the USA. So yeah, many roadblocks to find work arounds for, but I have whole winter and would like to embark on my full on Hermit Experience early spring next year.

    How about you? Are you back in Norway now? What have you planned for yourself?


  3. Hi again Mark,

    Thank you very much for replying. I have to say that I’m impressed by your choice of lifestyle and I really admire people who chose another life than the rat race. I love nature myself, but I don’t think I could live in complete solitude like your planning, but if you’re up to it, it’s probably extremely rewarding.
    Anyways, to answer your question regarding my plans. I’m an accountant by profession, but I only do contract work. That basically means that I travel 3-6 months a year and work the rest. I like to combine work and travel. I could never have a regular job year in and year out, but at the same time, I couldn’t travel for years (at least not without working in the country I’m in) without getting tired of it.
    So I have found a lifestyle that suits me perfect. I also have a house close to a university campus here in Norway which I rent to students. That way, I have a place to live when I’m here working and the tenants pay the mortgage while I’m gone..
    Off to the Philippines in two weeks for a 1-2 month trip (I’ll go home when I feel like it).. I will continue following your blog:) By the way, I have been to Canada, mainly British Columbia. It’s a beautiful country as well!

  4. Hello Lars,

    In Canada, the Rocky Mountains form a continental divide. British Colombia is on a different tectonic plate from Alberta and the rest of Canada which makes it look like a whole new country. I love BC, been there many times. It’s great especially if you like winter sports which is what I used to like better when I was younger, but now I prefer summer time mountain activities – especially hiking and trekking.

    Hope you have good time in the Philippines. I found it to be a very confusing country. You can get a whole meal for $1 worth, travel 100 km for $2 and get a one hour massage for $5, but the worst room in the crappiest hotel you’ve ever seen in your live will run for upwards of $30. Accommodation in the Philippines is the worst value for money in the world. It comes at a Philippine quality but for Western European price. If I compare what kind of room $30 got me in Barcelona or Berlin to those in the Philippines, I see my wallet grow hands and beat me for wasting so much money for such crappy, windowless, ants and cockroaches infested hole.

    Balance in work and life you have found sounds amazing. It’s much better than what I’m stuck with as my survival still depends on daily commitment to work. I’m working on alternatives, though. Enjoy your upcoming trip 😉


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